call of duty

IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing

SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call…

6 years ago

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

7 years ago

New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game

SANTA MONICA, Calif. —­­ Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty:…

7 years ago

New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced a hot-fix today that would replace Kevin Spacey’s character in the 2014 video game Call…

7 years ago

Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of…

7 years ago

Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes

Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces.  The only way to effectively stand to its evil…

7 years ago

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

7 years ago

Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea

NEW BRIDGE, N.J. — Veteran Alex Gresham made it obviously clear to his family that he was not over his…

7 years ago

World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak

PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to…

7 years ago