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Mass Effect Devs Compromise With Angry Gamers by Giving Commander Shepard Gigantic, Juicy Balls

EDMONTON — BioWare has announced a compromise for Mass Effect fans upset about the removal of various butt shots in…

4 years ago

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition Adds Advisory for Outdated, Offensive Portrayal of Ass

EDMONTON — Following negative responses to their initial statement, a Bioware press release has revealed their new decision to imprint…

4 years ago

Scientists Create Giant Sentient Ass in Lab to Replace Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn

LOS ANGELES — Scientists at Los Angeles’ Hollywood Star Replacement Laboratories (HSRL) have revealed their latest breakthrough this week in…

6 years ago