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Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you…

4 years ago

Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win

Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Takes -7 Environmental Damage Per Second on Mission to Grocery Store

OXFORD, Ohio — In a journey that exposed one of his most glaring character vulnerabilities, local boyfriend Zach McInnes suffered…

4 years ago

Girlfriend Really Dragging Her Feet in Co-Op Game She’s Being Forced to Play

BROCKTON, Mass. — Noting the fact that she keeps falling behind to the edge of the screen and dying repeatedly, local…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…

5 years ago

Woman Not Excited to Discover Boyfriend Backwards-Compatible With His Exes

AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible…

5 years ago

QA Tester Also Good at Finding Flaws in Friend’s New Boyfriend

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Gabriel Callahan, a Maryland local and QA Tester at Bethesda Softworks, is also pretty good at finding…

5 years ago

New Boyfriend Clearly Just Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend

TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…

7 years ago

Man Ghosted by Dating Sim

TOLEDO, Ohio — A lovelorn man was surprised to see that he had been “ghosted” by Love Bubble Yeah!—a dating…

7 years ago