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Green Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His DeathGreen Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His Death

Green Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…

5 years ago
Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested GirlSad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl

Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…

7 years ago
New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil LairsNew Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs

LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…

7 years ago
Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down FlagDisrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag

Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after…

7 years ago
I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your KingI Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…

8 years ago