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Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle SpeechMiniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

Miniboss Laying It on Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

5 years ago
Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game EnemyEarly-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy

LORDRAN  — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been…

5 years ago
Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership PositionLarger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position

Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position

RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…

5 years ago
Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine TimesMan Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times

Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times

THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…

5 years ago
Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant DoorZelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door

Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door

FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…

6 years ago
Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 MinionFinal Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion

Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…

7 years ago
Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to HimMain Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him

WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…

8 years ago