October 18, 2020 Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly got a bit carried away…
April 13, 2020 Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been seen picking up extra shifts…
March 30, 2020 Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons to take on a boss…
March 26, 2020 Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed, leading to nine gun shots…
July 9, 2019 Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief that he had managed to…
February 28, 2018 Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion Final Boss Paid 35 Times More Than Level 1 Minion MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the average final boss earns thirty-five…
August 23, 2017 Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him Main Character Reassures Final Boss Those Side Quests Meant Nothing to Him WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests he completed before their epic…
