March 11, 2019 Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores in an effort to boost…
August 18, 2018 New Study Into Hogwarts House-Sorting Practices Reveals Stark Racial Bias New Study Into Hogwarts House-Sorting Practices Reveals Stark Racial Bias SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a committee of one sentient hat,…
March 19, 2018 Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK NEW YORK — Local science fiction enthusiast Miles DuBonnet is reportedly having an “alright” go at his sixth attempt to begin reading what is often…
