books

Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain

NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores…

6 years ago

New Study Into Hogwarts House-Sorting Practices Reveals Stark Racial Bias

SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…

6 years ago

Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK

NEW YORK — Local science fiction enthusiast Miles DuBonnet is reportedly having an “alright” go at his sixth attempt to…

7 years ago