June 27, 2021 Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his loose definition of what constitutes…
April 23, 2021 Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up GENOSHA — Brotherhood of Mutants leader Magneto has vowed revenge on humanity for designing credit cards that are destroyed by magnets, making it impossible for…
October 30, 2020 Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book Dune Movie Delayed so Denis Villeneuve Can Finish Reading Book LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to Covid-inspired box office doubts, but…
September 14, 2020 Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s unreliable author. “It’s a fascinating…
September 14, 2020 JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as a woman in order to…
June 15, 2020 Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott Card now that J.K. Rowling’s…
June 6, 2020 Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit fantasy novels that have found…
April 29, 2020 YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board game depicted the channel’s host…
May 14, 2019 Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck machine, regularly engaging in “Olympic-esque…
