June 27, 2019 Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast TOKYO — Among growing complaints about the size of Final Fantasy VII character Tifa’s breasts in the upcoming remake, Square Enix announced today that they…
April 9, 2019 No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would be ruined by adding big…
April 9, 2019 Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties Sekiro Should Respect Its Players and Add Big Anime Titties From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is out and has spawned divisive debate in the gaming community in regards to accessibility to all types of…
November 12, 2018 City Approves Massive Infrastructure Budget for Roads That Spell ‘BOOBS’ City Approves Massive Infrastructure Budget for Roads That Spell ‘BOOBS’ CITIES, Skylines — City council members approved a budget proposal today that includes funding for a massive freeway construction project which will spell out the…
March 15, 2018 Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs SAN FRANCISCO — Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian, following new guidelines for what…
November 9, 2017 Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer Jochen Willemsen proudly accepted an…
