May 24, 2018 Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night MISSISSAUGA, Ontario — After last week’s successful breakdown of the rules of Scotland Yard, a local group of friends met up once again for a rousing…
May 5, 2018 Cooperative Board Game Isn’t Cooperative Board Game Isn’t LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement turned the cooperative board game…
March 30, 2018 Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore college student Steven Jackson and…
January 23, 2018 Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one of this year’s most anticipated…
November 10, 2017 Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over sheep, wood, ore, wheat, and…
August 1, 2017 D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported as a populist coup. In…
July 5, 2017 WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s systems to be more intricate…
