July 6, 2020 Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition. Each tile on the board…
May 20, 2020 Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want to play recently launched an…
April 30, 2020 Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns NORFORK, Va. — Local Catan winner Luna Haynes was distraught to discover that her friend Mike Sandoval would have won the game if it had…
April 29, 2020 YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board game depicted the channel’s host…
March 14, 2020 No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude No One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird German train game you brought…
March 6, 2020 Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s supposed to have been trapped…
June 25, 2019 Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it too was full of game-breaking…
May 18, 2019 New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fantasy Flight Games released a highly anticipated new board game this week, titled Storage Worlds, which features the revolutionary mechanic of using…
December 14, 2018 Metal Gear Solid Board Game Includes 2,000 Page Dialogue Script Metal Gear Solid Board Game Includes 2,000 Page Dialogue Script EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — Video game publisher Konami announced a new board game based on their iconic Metal Gear Solid franchise this week. The gaming…
