black lives matter

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

4 years ago

Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”

WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement…

4 years ago

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…

4 years ago

Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control…

4 years ago

Official ‘Mrs Doubtfire’ Instagram Page Shows Solidarity With Protesters By Saying “Hellllooo!” to All Victims of Racism

The officially verified Instagram page representing the 1993 Robin Williams comedy Mrs. Doubtfire has joined the various brands and social…

4 years ago

Dickheads Camp in Real Life

PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the…

4 years ago