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Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance

Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…

5 years ago

Fallout Advent Calendar Doors Won’t Open

ROCKLAND, Md. — Bethesda’s official Fallout 76-themed advent calendar has come under fire from consumers, who have said the vault…

6 years ago

Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back

Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can…

6 years ago

Fallout 76 Planning Genre Reveal Party for E3

LOS ANGELES — Bethesda Softworks has announced an event to reveal what their new game Fallout 76 will be through…

6 years ago

Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk

ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…

7 years ago

Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game,…

7 years ago

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago

Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…

7 years ago

Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99

LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3…

7 years ago