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New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…

6 years ago

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

7 years ago

Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam

WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of…

7 years ago

Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes

Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces.  The only way to effectively stand to its evil…

7 years ago

Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow

EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…

7 years ago

Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

7 years ago

New Battlefield to Take Place Entirely on Message Board

Having shifted locales recently from World War II to modern times and then going back to World War I, DICE…

7 years ago

Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants

THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war…

7 years ago