August 1, 2018 New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale which allows players to play…
May 24, 2018 Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise prominently featured a British female…
October 26, 2017 Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of Kennedy’s killcam, along with newly…
September 9, 2017 Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces. The only way to effectively stand to its evil is to never let it…
July 9, 2017 Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game mode modeled after the lives…
July 7, 2017 Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide behind a box for five…
June 8, 2017 New Battlefield to Take Place Entirely on Message Board New Battlefield to Take Place Entirely on Message Board Having shifted locales recently from World War II to modern times and then going back to World War I, DICE announced today that the newest…
June 5, 2017 Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants Military Tribunal Formally Reprimands Soldier for Teabagging 15 Enemy Combatants THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war crimes after allegedly placing his…
