July 8, 2018 Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he even built a house in…
July 5, 2018 Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of a local highway, launching the…
July 2, 2018 Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided to treat himself by purchasing…
April 26, 2018 PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree. But for me, it’s not…
March 6, 2018 Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it into the top ten, Jordan…
February 23, 2018 Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to re-invent the title as a…
January 29, 2018 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches FARMINGTON, Mich. — “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling confident in his abilities, he…
