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Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…

6 years ago

Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

6 years ago

Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided…

6 years ago

PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken

Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree.…

7 years ago

Fortnite Player in Top Ten Without Killing Anyone Unsure if This Counts as Fun

BALTIMORE — After not seeing a single player for the first twenty minutes of a Fortnite match, thereby making it…

7 years ago

Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…

7 years ago

52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches

FARMINGTON, Mich. — "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling…

7 years ago