battle royale

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of BotsHistorically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of Bots

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of Bots

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago
Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies PermanentlyFall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit…

5 years ago
New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough CashNew Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground…

5 years ago
Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, a Little Bit of BloodCall of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, a Little Bit of Blood

Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, Little Bit of Blood

MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…

5 years ago
And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried YouAnd When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…

5 years ago
Game Heartbroken After Realizing You Were Only Playing Because of Free Trial WeekendGame Heartbroken After Realizing You Were Only Playing Because of Free Trial Weekend

Game Heartbroken After Realizing You Were Only Playing Because of Free Trial Weekend

SIOUX FALLS — Indie battle royale Fear the Wolves was reportedly heartbroken after it realized you were only playing for…

6 years ago
Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White HouseOpinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House

Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House

After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because…

6 years ago
Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

7 years ago
New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale GamesNew Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…

7 years ago