battle royale

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Thinks He’s Battle Royale God After Unknowingly Beating First Round of Bots

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

4 years ago

Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit…

4 years ago

New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground…

4 years ago

Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, Little Bit of Blood

MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…

4 years ago

And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…

4 years ago

Game Heartbroken After Realizing You Were Only Playing Because of Free Trial Weekend

SIOUX FALLS — Indie battle royale Fear the Wolves was reportedly heartbroken after it realized you were only playing for…

6 years ago

Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House

After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because…

6 years ago

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

6 years ago

New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…

6 years ago