May 10, 2020 Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would inevitably be woven into a…
March 31, 2020 Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to discover that the elderly character…
March 18, 2020 Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets SAN FRANCISCO — Local tabletop gamer and new therapy patient Elliot Booker spent his first three sessions with Dr. Elijah Loudermilk adding his base stats,…
