baby

Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off

LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock,  the Disney Plus streaming service…

3 years ago

Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show

ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…

4 years ago

Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character

NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…

4 years ago

Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker

ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated…

4 years ago

Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat

HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…

5 years ago

Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…

5 years ago

Baby Stuck in Development Hell

BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development…

5 years ago

Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…

5 years ago

Man Names Baby After Typo Made in Group Chat

CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…

5 years ago