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Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight LogsTony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…

4 years ago
Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ LaserTony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

NEW YORK —  Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…

5 years ago
The Avengers Furlough HawkeyeThe Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago
Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or SomethingTom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something

Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something

LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine…

5 years ago
Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office RecordBob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

6 years ago
Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted AvengersScrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers

Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers

BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom…

6 years ago
AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30

AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…

6 years ago
Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater ShootingReview: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting

Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting

The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic…

6 years ago
Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: EndgameKaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame

Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards…

6 years ago