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Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs

NEW YORK —  Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down…

4 years ago

Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

NEW YORK —  Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…

4 years ago

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

4 years ago

Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something

LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine…

5 years ago

Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

5 years ago

Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers

BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom…

5 years ago

AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…

6 years ago

Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting

The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic…

6 years ago

Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards…

6 years ago