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So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend

ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most…

4 years ago

Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime

STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The…

4 years ago

This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record

This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to…

5 years ago