July 11, 2018 Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s Creed title, as if you…
November 29, 2017 Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent video games and the off…
September 21, 2017 College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle of “Se Tiene Especial” Tequila,…
