assassin’s creed

Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking MoneyMan Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money

Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money

WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s…

7 years ago
Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One NightStudy Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night

WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent…

7 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago
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