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Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

4 years ago

Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To

Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…

6 years ago

George RR Martin Under Fire After Speech in Front of Banner That Reads “Series Accomplished”

SANTA FE, N.M. — “A Song of Ice and Fire” author George RR Martin is being attacked online by fans…

6 years ago

Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3

SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to…

7 years ago

Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay

Get excited for some brand new A Song of Ice and Fire content! George RR Martin might not have released…

7 years ago