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‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of…

3 years ago

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago

I’ve Been in the Army Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…

5 years ago

Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just Fuckton of Bullets’

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Air Force Lt. Gen. Howell McKinsey turned heads at the annual Aerospace Warfare Symposium today with…

5 years ago