September 16, 2017 Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions PHOENIX — Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to access more of the game…
September 15, 2017 Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in today, fearing any movements would…
July 21, 2017 Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert today, following a loud, rhythmic…
July 10, 2017 Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit shopping today, according to close…
July 8, 2017 John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing an elusive goal: making himself…
June 21, 2017 Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving shooting the game’s gun at…
