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Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent MicrotransactionsGamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions

Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions

PHOENIX —  Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to…

8 years ago
Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t MoveTeens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in…

8 years ago
Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention StaircaseQ*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

8 years ago
Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini SeasonMs. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season

Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season

NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit…

8 years ago
John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA JamJohn Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

8 years ago
Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid OffscreenGuy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…

8 years ago