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Gamers Furious as Arcade Machine Introduces 25 Cent Microtransactions

PHOENIX —  Anger erupted among several gamers after a local arcade machine suddenly began charging unsuspecting players 25 cents to…

7 years ago

Teens Caught Dry Humping in Jurassic Park Arcade Machine Invisible to Mom as Long as They Don’t Move

SEATTLE — Two sexually adventurous teenagers were reportedly trapped in the Jurassic Park arcade machine they’d been fooling around in…

7 years ago

Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

7 years ago

Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season

NEON MAZE — Ms. Pac-Man resigned herself to yet another meal of white dots after an emotionally exhausting afternoon of swimsuit…

7 years ago

John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

7 years ago

Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…

8 years ago