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Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off DaveCash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave

Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave

DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment…

4 years ago
Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One CharacterMan With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character

Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A man with a tattoo depicting an enemy from the influential shoot ‘em up game Space Invaders…

4 years ago
Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught CheatingBilly Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating

Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating

WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught…

5 years ago
Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’

Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…

5 years ago
Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting TournamentPaleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament

Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament

STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…

5 years ago
Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man CabinetCouple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet

Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Unrest erupted at the Barcade in Williamsburg after a couple began making out in front of the…

6 years ago
Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play ShootersDave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise…

6 years ago
Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by AccidentHorrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

6 years ago
Barcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular ArcadeBarcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular Arcade

Barcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular Arcade

CHICAGO — While patrons of local bar and arcade Headquarters Beercade roughly mashed buttons and joysticks late Friday night, Galaga…

7 years ago