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Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave

DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment…

4 years ago

Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A man with a tattoo depicting an enemy from the influential shoot ‘em up game Space Invaders…

4 years ago

Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating

WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught…

5 years ago

Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…

5 years ago

Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament

STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…

5 years ago

Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Unrest erupted at the Barcade in Williamsburg after a couple began making out in front of the…

5 years ago

Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise…

5 years ago

Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident

EARTHREALM —  Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…

6 years ago

Barcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular Arcade

CHICAGO — While patrons of local bar and arcade Headquarters Beercade roughly mashed buttons and joysticks late Friday night, Galaga…

6 years ago