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We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021

We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021

While 2020 was a huge year for gaming, we really missed out on some key site traffic by choosing to…

4 years ago
Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for AnthemGuy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start AnthemQuarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem

Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…

5 years ago
BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee LayoffsBioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs

BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs

EDMONTON, Alberta — BioWare revealed today that a mysterious countdown image which has adorned its website for the past week…

6 years ago
Anthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are ValuedAnthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are Valued

Anthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are Valued

EDMONTON, Alberta — Despite receiving criticism for its excessive loot grind, lack of content and “bricking” PCs and consoles, BioWare’s…

6 years ago
NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes ProneNFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants…

8 years ago