December 31, 2020 We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021 We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021 While 2020 was a huge year for gaming, we really missed out on some key site traffic by choosing to publish our Game of the…
September 9, 2020 Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s failed 2019 shooter, ever since…
March 20, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so desperate for games to play…
April 30, 2019 BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs BioWare Reveals Cryptic Timer to Tease Employee Layoffs EDMONTON, Alberta — BioWare revealed today that a mysterious countdown image which has adorned its website for the past week has in fact been ticking…
March 5, 2019 Anthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are Valued Anthem Set in Fantasy World Where Freelancers Are Valued EDMONTON, Alberta — Despite receiving criticism for its excessive loot grind, lack of content and “bricking” PCs and consoles, BioWare’s Anthem has become a major…
November 5, 2017 NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants rookie running back Aaron Brockfeld…
