April 8, 2019 Andrew Yang Proposes Universal Crunchyroll Premium for Americans Andrew Yang Proposes Universal Crunchyroll Premium for Americans NEW YORK — With the recent announcement of a price hike for Crunchyroll’s premium subscription service, Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has added to his…
November 27, 2018 Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, heralded as one the most influential animes of all time, is coming to Netflix. Securing proper Western distribution means no more Amazon-shipped…
October 26, 2018 Season 2 of Castlevania Just Season 1 Upside Down Season 2 of Castlevania Just Season 1 Upside Down Critics have gotten their hands on the second season of the highly anticipated Castlevania anime, and while reception has been mixed, there is one undeniable…
October 15, 2018 Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he is 100% technically a little…
October 10, 2018 Part 5 of Friend Telling You to Watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Released Part 5 of Friend Telling You to Watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Released KANSAS CITY, Mo. — After 3 years of waiting, David Production has released the fifth installment of your friend pestering you nonstop to watch Jojo’s…
October 1, 2018 Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki Literature Club is a very…
July 26, 2018 Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the historic opening of the long…
April 23, 2018 Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan John Gardner would not be…
April 13, 2018 Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer can produce nosebleeds without the…
