June 21, 2019 Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate KAMI’S LOOKOUT — Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator Bernie Sanders were hard at…
June 21, 2019 Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to see – and it’s this…
June 4, 2019 ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have revealed…
May 14, 2019 Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare students for national exams, athletic…
May 12, 2019 Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation Coming out to your family as transgender can be a challenge for anyone, but when Maxine Hart decided to tell her parents that she was…
April 30, 2019 Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein SEATTLE — In a late-night revelation, local anime fan Jason Meyers reportedly decided to subtly let people know he is a Cowboy Bebop fan by…
April 26, 2019 ‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress ‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING will be inducted into the…
April 16, 2019 Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber Vocal Anime Fan Somehow Least Toxic YouTuber LOS ANGELES — The YouTube community became perplexed today by the realization that proud anime fan and YouTube personality SungWon Cho, otherwise known as ProZD,…
April 13, 2019 ‘If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,’ Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime ‘If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,’ Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime TOLEDO, Ohio — Local anime enthusiast Steven Walters has been telling all his friends and acquaintances that if they watch a single anime, it should…
