anime

Andrew Yang Proposes Universal Crunchyroll Premium for Americans

NEW YORK —  With the recent announcement of a price hike for Crunchyroll’s premium subscription service, Democratic presidential candidate Andrew…

6 years ago

Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime

Neon Genesis Evangelion, heralded as one the most influential animes of all time, is coming to Netflix. Securing proper Western…

6 years ago

Season 2 of Castlevania Just Season 1 Upside Down

Critics have gotten their hands on the second season of the highly anticipated Castlevania anime, and while reception has been…

6 years ago

Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage

LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…

6 years ago

Part 5 of Friend Telling You to Watch Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Released

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — After 3 years of waiting, David Production has released the fifth installment of your friend pestering…

6 years ago

Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going?

Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki…

6 years ago

Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the…

6 years ago

Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga

TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan…

7 years ago

Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds

BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…

7 years ago