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Anime Character Brings Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight

NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura…

3 years ago

Hayao Miyazaki Hospitalized After Son Announces New 4D Smell-O-Vision Film

TOKYO — Legendary filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has been hospitalized as a result of his son Gorō Miyazaki announcing that his…

4 years ago

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago

Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing

FORT COLLINS, Colo. — A local guy looking to mix things up has reportedly considered making Dragon Ball Z like…

4 years ago

Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop

LOS ANGELES — Local anime fan Jason Dominguez listened to nearly half an hour of a jazz album last Friday…

4 years ago

Sleep Study Finds 40% Of People Produce Giant Inflating Snot Bubble During REM Cycle

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Noting a breakthrough in our understanding of human sleep behaviors, researchers at U.C. Santa Cruz have…

4 years ago

Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You!

Konnichiwa, minna-san! Netflix Producer-Chan here. I have some very sugoi news that I wanted to tell you about myself personally,…

4 years ago

So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend

ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most…

4 years ago

Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime

STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The…

4 years ago