animal crossing

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for MuseumBlathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

5 years ago
Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past PandemicGamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —  Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

5 years ago
Something Fishy About Private ‘Animal Crossing’ Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince Andrew Keep VisitingSomething Fishy About Private ‘Animal Crossing’ Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince Andrew Keep Visiting

Something Fishy About Private ‘Animal Crossing’ Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince Andrew Keep Visiting

NEW HORIZONS — Those playing the newly released Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch noted that there was…

5 years ago
Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19

Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…

5 years ago
Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing EarlyBernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…

5 years ago
Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom NookOpinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook

Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook

We are currently in the downward spiral known as Late Stage Capitalism and it’s time something got done about it.…

7 years ago