animal crossing

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

5 years ago

Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —  Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

5 years ago

Something Fishy About Private ‘Animal Crossing’ Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince Andrew Keep Visiting

NEW HORIZONS — Those playing the newly released Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch noted that there was…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…

5 years ago

Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…

5 years ago

Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook

We are currently in the downward spiral known as Late Stage Capitalism and it’s time something got done about it.…

6 years ago