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Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls

MOORESVILLE, N.D. — Avid Animal Crossing fan Annabelle Ortega decided to redecorate her real-life apartment based off her house in…

4 years ago

Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island

NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island…

4 years ago

Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

4 years ago

Dodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out

NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a…

4 years ago

Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What Wretched Film

Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug's Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it,…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s Rehab Facility

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4 years ago

So-Called Resident Doesn’t Even Have DIY Recipes to Offer

NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

4 years ago