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Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an…

4 years ago

Roommate Ejected From Apartment After Lying About Finishing ‘Dishes’ Task

NEW YORK — Local roommate Phil Darrow was ejected from his apartment after his friends discovered that he had lied…

4 years ago

Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On

BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks,…

4 years ago

Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…

4 years ago

Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome

NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates…

4 years ago