September 17, 2020 Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity to explain the high-concept sci-fi…
July 4, 2020 AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to screen the first half of…
April 25, 2020 AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its restrictions on non-essential businesses. Additionally,…
April 25, 2019 AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30 AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30 KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss Buckets from $20 to $30…
October 6, 2018 Walking Dead Panel Members Smear Selves in Cosplay Sweat to Escape Comic Con Horde Walking Dead Panel Members Smear Selves in Cosplay Sweat to Escape Comic Con Horde NEW YORK — The cast of AMC’s hit series The Walking Dead narrowly escaped a throng of ravenous fans at this year’s New York Comic…
July 28, 2018 Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails NEW YORK — Seeing his company’s stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out of capital funds, MoviePass CEO…
June 21, 2018 New Co-Worker Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About ‘The Walking Dead’ New Co-Worker Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About ‘The Walking Dead’ LOS ANGELES — Employees at local bar and arcade The Joy Stick reportedly find Griff Softwick, a new bartender who started working there two days…
March 18, 2018 TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death TV Show’s Lifeless Corpse Continues to Limp Along Years After Death ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the show has been dead for…
