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Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad GuyJeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

SEATTLE —  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…

4 years ago
Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to HimMan’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…

4 years ago
I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All DayI Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day

Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…

4 years ago
Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming ServicesAmazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services

Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services

SAND LAKE, Mich. — Amazon surprised the world today with its announcement of Luna, the cloud based gaming service expected…

4 years ago
Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of HitAmazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…

5 years ago
Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s DoingJeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing

Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing

SEATTLE — Billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly came face to face with a time-travelling Jeff Bezos from a dystopian future this…

5 years ago
Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra LifeJeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life

Jeff Bezos Bankrupt After Making Enough Money For Extra Life

SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears…

6 years ago
Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja IsJeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is

Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is

SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…

6 years ago
Woman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross a Picket Line to Visit IMDbWoman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross a Picket Line to Visit IMDb

Woman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross Picket Line to Visit IMDb

NEW YORK — Marsha Stevenson was reportedly desperate to discover who was fourth billed in the 1987 film Beverly Hills…

6 years ago