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Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support XenomorphEveryone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph

Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…

5 years ago
Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From CagesMan Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…

6 years ago
Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons EpisodesTragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes

Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes

WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach…

6 years ago