March 6, 2020 Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered the passengers and crew of…
July 12, 2019 Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to free any extraterrestrials he is…
March 5, 2019 Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach distant planets for the first…
