October 21, 2020 Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an unprecedented failure, debuting the same…
August 18, 2020 Ocasio-Cortez Given Speedrun Slot at DNC Ocasio-Cortez Given Speedrun Slot at DNC MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off her skills in the Digestible…
June 8, 2020 AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right arm, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
