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Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial

OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into…

4 years ago

$300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts

NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid…

4 years ago

Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario Gun

AUSTIN, Texas —  Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class…

4 years ago

Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop

We all love the Adobe Creative Suite and we’re thankful it exists online for free if you, uh, know how.…

5 years ago