November 19, 2020 Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into a 5-hour tutorial on the…
August 10, 2020 $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts $300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid to become one of the…
June 29, 2020 Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario a Gun Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario a Gun AUSTIN, Texas — Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class would not cover how to…
July 30, 2019 Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop Meet Gary, the First Ever Person to Pay for Photoshop We all love the Adobe Creative Suite and we’re thankful it exists online for free if you, uh, know how. But is there anyone on…
