NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…
Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused…
DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…
LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…
NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird…
ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…
