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Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing

TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

4 years ago

Wario64 Begins Handcrafting PS5s Himself

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…

4 years ago

We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called

TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed…

4 years ago

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony's shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation…

4 years ago

Experts Worry Unreal Engine 5 Will Deplete the World’s Supply of Triangles

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games revealed their upcoming Unreal Engine 5 today, a program with such staggering capability that experts…

5 years ago