23andme

Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage

LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…

6 years ago

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

6 years ago