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CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands

WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red…

4 years ago

Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port

WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

WARSAW —  After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago

Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses

Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is…

4 years ago